I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
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