I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
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