Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.