My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
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