Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
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