My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Go to BabaMail
