I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Go to BabaMail
