I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
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