How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
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