I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
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