My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
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