My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Go to BabaMail
