What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
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