Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
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