I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
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