My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!