I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!