I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
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