My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.