Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
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