Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
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