What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
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