What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
You’re my soul Santa.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Let’s take an elfie.
Birch, please.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
He’s an elf-made man.
It takes one to snow one.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
As it snow happens.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
The snuggle is real.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
That look soots you.
Snow on and snow forth.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Best in snow.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Time to spruce things up.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Rebel without a Claus.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
It's ice to meet you.
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
We have great chemis-tree.
I only have ice for you.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.