What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.