Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
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