I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
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