Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
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