Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
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