There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!