Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
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