If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
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