What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
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