Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
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