An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
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