While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
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