I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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