What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
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