Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business