I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.