Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"Partners in wine."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Great minds drink alike."
"You had me at merlot."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"On cloud wine."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"Here for the right riesling."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"You can't sip with us."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Say you'll be wine."
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Read between the wines."
"Alcohol you later."
"No wine left behind."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.