What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Partners in wine."
"Sip, sip hooray."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"You're the wine that I want."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.