I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Sip, sip hooray."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.