"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"You had me at merlot."
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.