You’re wine in a million.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"Adulting makes me wine."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Here for the right riesling."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Giving you more reasons to wine."