Wine Puns

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Wine Puns

"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"You're the wine that I want."
"Time to wine down."
"Rosé all day."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.