How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"I mead more wine."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"On cloud wine."
"Sip happens."
"Partners in wine."
"You had me at merlot."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"Alcohol you later."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!