Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
"Love the wine you're with."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?