"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Partners in wine."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Great minds drink alike."
"Love the wine you're with."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"On cloud wine."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Back that glass up."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"I make pour decisions."
"Here for the right riesling."
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Rosé all day."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"Alcohol you later."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Time to wine down."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"You can't sip with us."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."