What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
"Say you'll be wine."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"You're the wine that I want."
"Read between the wines."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Time to wine down."
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Back that glass up."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
"I mead more wine."
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"It's wine o'clock."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"No wine left behind."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
"Sip happens."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"Great minds drink alike."
"I need to re-wine my life."
"Partners in wine."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"Rosé all day."
"You had me at merlot."
"Love the wine you're with."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!