Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"I mead more wine."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
"Say you'll be wine."
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Here for the right riesling."
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
"It's wine o'clock."
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Time to wine down."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"On cloud wine."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"You can't sip with us."
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"No wine left behind."
"You had me at merlot."
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Partners in wine."
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Read between the wines."
You’re wine in a million.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.