The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.