The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.