If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.