The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.