What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.