Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.