When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.