What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.