What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.