Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.