Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.