Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.