What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.