Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.