Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.