Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.