What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.