Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.