Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.