A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.