I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.