Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him