I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
One should always practice what they peach.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.