Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.