Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
One should always practice what they peach.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.