Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.