Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!