What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.