What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
One should always practice what they peach.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.