What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
The peach sports organization rended a commercial peach for a game of peach ball.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.