Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker