What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.