Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.