Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.