Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
One should always practice what they peach.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!