In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y