Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
One should always practice what they peach.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.