Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.