Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.