The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.