How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”