Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.