What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”