Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.