What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.