What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.