Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.