Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.