Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.