An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”