What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.