Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade