Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.