Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.