What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”