Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.