An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.