The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.