Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.