A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.