The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.