Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
What did the steak say to his girlfriend? You're the apple of my rib-eye!
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.