What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!