If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
What do butchers say after they meet someone new? “Mince to meat you.”
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!