What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!