What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Why did the cow and the bull become so close? Because they became beef-friends.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.