What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Cub Salad.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?
Ya basic!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
"Alcohol you later."
Following a recipe, says I need: pears, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of pears for a pie…
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What makes nuts healthy? They have many nut-rients.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
A cup of coffee is the ideal start to a brew-tiful morning!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
Where did the nut keep his money?
In his cash shoe.
How does lettuce listen to music?
Headphones.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Whats the difference between onions and girls?
I cry when I cut up onions.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack