Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
If tomatoes are a fruit
Then ketchup is a smoothie.
How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack? By freezing them
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Before I ducked out to the shops, my wife asked me to put ketchup on the shipping list.
Now I can't read it.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
"I make pour decisions."
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee.”
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Why does salt make everything taste better
Because it's sodi-yummm!