The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Which is a meat patty's least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
The police have been interrogating the walnut for several mi-nuts now. It’s a tough nut to crack!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
My friend thought ketchup didn’t exist
So I told him to check his sauces.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call fraudulent milk? Cow-nterfeit.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!