The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
My dog is sad after eating her favorite fruit and getting wet from the juice.
She's a watered melancholy watermelon collie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?
“A busted nut.”
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
The pancake was quiet because it did not like to waffle.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
Onions was a good dog
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
All the other vegetables have always felt very emotional whenever they are near the onion.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
A motivated nut is a pecan. Because pe-can do anything.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.