When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What a spud muffin.
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
Did you hear about the man chopping an onion with the Grim Reaper?
He was dicing with death
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
My friend thought ketchup didn’t exist
So I told him to check his sauces.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Time to celery-brate.
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
What eats nuts and bolts?
A squirrel that’s running late.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What did the glass of wine say to the beer?
Nothing... They barley knew each other.
Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!