Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
Walnuts are hard to crack open. It can take several mi-nuts.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
"Rosé all day."
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book? Souperman.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What do you get when you cross Elon Musk and lobster bisque? A souped up car.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
Wife told me to grow a pear.
I did. It tasted delicious.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
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What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger