She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
What do you call a hobbit who has bad breath? He is known as Lord of Onion Rings!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter open the door!
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What is the most sophisticated class of bread?
The upper crust.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
"You had me at merlot."
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
He ordered 6 vodkas, 6 beers and 6 lemonades. The bartender asked if he would like a tray.
"No I have enough to carry as it is."
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do dogs love to eat for breakfast?
woofles
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.