Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
How do you know your eating rabbit soup? When there's a hare in it.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
I've just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and I can't get it out.
I'm in a right pickle!
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby? An Appletini.
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the Soup Nazi say to the canine? What Soup Dawg.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What do you call a communist onion? You call it a red onion.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never.